*OPEN INVITATION TO THE GREAT ARTHURIAN GRANSNET PARTY*

Oh! I can see a flame in the sky I suppose it is the dragon/dog he seems to be heading the wrong way though.

whitewave you had your fun in Torquay, no doubt with my inlaws, now is the time to find a big roller hitch a ride, and get here soon

thistledoo's got thongs newist...........
I'm sure Guinivere might find something for you to cover your embarrassment with.

Yes Newist - special as of the herbal variety - I'm feeling very relaxed after nibbling one. Peace man.

After these wonderful Muffins, I would love a fluffy thong, with no embarrassment whatsoever, whats in the Muffins?

Damn good job iam64 had such wonderful news as the dog/dragon was supposed to be picking her up - goodness knows where he is.

Actually newist if worse comes to worse you can get into my wet suit with me, only I have a horrible feeling that I have left my queenly costume behind.

The best thing about being here, apart from the wonderfull company is , nothing hurts, I can dance round the fire, watching I dont burn my flussy flong, OH what joy

Well there you go whitewave i shall ring my SIL in Torquay to see if she can find your Royal Regal dress, failing that you will have to rough it Like I is doing

I have just had a thought has anyone a spare broom just in case dragon/dog doesn't turn up to give me a lift? only I really couldn't face surfing back to Brighton tonight.

Forget the gin a muffin or two should do the trick

flussy flong newist?
Just how many whacky muffins have you scoffed nibbled?

newist how many muffins have you had?

thistledoo did you make the clooty dumpling yourself? I lurve clooty dumpling.

Great minds loopylou

Nearly there now just about to come to the Camel Estuary, I bet I find dragon/dog playing on the beach.
Wonder if I will have time to pop into Rick's.

Roll up, roll up! Vodka jellies and lollies - enough for all. Magic boxes renew stocks infinitely.

Free sheewees for all. Choose your colour to coordinate with your thong things!

Found d/d playing on Daymer Bay beach - I have sent him ahead to do his fire lighting duties.

I am just popping around the corner to Polzeath and have a quick surf - my home beach.

If I find any hunky life savers I will invite them along - the trouble is that as I get older they seem to have shrunk. Both up and out?

biker! Where are you? Have you recovered from those jellyfish yet? Come and get your real vodka jellies. Toffee vodka lollies come highly recommended. Yum yum - made with the best Werthers Originals.

Hope there are enough tena pads - I seem to have drunk enough water to sink a battle ship. Will they go with a thong? I don't see why not.

Will I make it ???? Passing over Dartmoor atm, but I do have a Firebolt broom, so should be on time.

Just rounding Port Isaac but I can't see any fire on Tintagel head is it alight yet?

I thought my flussy fling thing was one of them, seems to work anyway

Oh newist what a mistake to make. So embarrassing. Mind you maybe it looks better without the tena pad and if it works.....

You can try a sheewee. Not sure myself how they work but apparently a kind of female urinal. Got this job lot from Ebay and they were cheap cos they'd lost the instructions. Always worth a try....

I'm here! Let me at those vodka jellies and muffins! I'm starving and thirsty!

Not far behind Galen. Rubysong didn't turn up with her magic rug so I', with Rick Wakeman in his stretch limo.

Galan, please send up a rocket so I can home in.