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*OPEN INVITATION TO THE GREAT ARTHURIAN GRANSNET PARTY*

(361 Posts)
Galen Sat 02-May-15 11:33:02

To be held at Tintagel on Monday starting at 20.00 hours!
All welcome.
Free parking for broomsticks, chariots, magic carpets etc.
Appropriate costumes must be worn.

annodomini Mon 04-May-15 20:05:23

Whitewave is that your d/d tucking in to a vodka jelly? What trouble maker kind person gave him that?

whitewave Mon 04-May-15 20:05:25

Hellooo I am down on the beach has anyone a pump they can chuck down so I can blow myself up.

newist Mon 04-May-15 20:05:35

Welcome welcome Galen I can recommend the Muffins

whitewave Mon 04-May-15 20:07:29

HELLOOOOOOO is anyone there?

nannieroz111 Mon 04-May-15 20:09:12

Where are you biker? Have you brought Randolph?

whitewave Mon 04-May-15 20:09:14

You would think that at least the b---y d/d would answer - I bet the vodka jelly has something to do with it.

annodomini Mon 04-May-15 20:09:50

Wondered where you were, Galen. There are plenty of self-replenishing vodka jellies and lollies. Down the hatch!
Blimey! Is that d/d at the muffins now? Stoned and p****d! shock

Falconbird Mon 04-May-15 20:13:08

Hi Nannie - great to meet you but where is BIKER?? Yes thanks I'll have a muffin and some of that mead...... quorn pastie anyone?

newist Mon 04-May-15 20:13:09

whitewave fear not I am coming to get you, you shall be pumped up

whitewave Mon 04-May-15 20:14:38

RIGHT THAT'S IT I SHALL CLIMB AND THEN ZAP YOU ALL WITH MY WAND PURCHASED FROM HARRY POTTER.

MY BEST SPELL IS BEES UP YOUR BUM OR SLUGS IN YOUR MOUTH SO WATCH OUT EVERYONE

annodomini Mon 04-May-15 20:14:51

Rocket OK - but rocket fuel missing. Would vodka work? Here goes, Bogoff! Oooh wasn't that a pretty one!

whitewave Mon 04-May-15 20:15:29

Oh sorry forget the last post blush

Nelliemoser Mon 04-May-15 20:17:12

Anyone with special cookies? Who was supposed to be bringing them.?

Bogoff Mon 04-May-15 20:17:23

Thanks, but that was a bit too close, my bum is on fire now, I am on the way down though, quite quickly. hmm

loopylou Mon 04-May-15 20:19:05

Have a toffee vodka (or two) whitewave and get your breath back, come and sit by the fire and warm up.

Galen Mon 04-May-15 20:19:35

Bosons chair coming down!
Get in, then everybody HEAVE!

nannieroz111 Mon 04-May-15 20:20:03

Oh whitewave you have made me laugh so much.... Pass me a tennerlady!
Hi falcon pleased to meet you too. I'll try one of your quorn pasties please!

whitewave Mon 04-May-15 20:20:57

Right pump received - over and out. Next time you see me I shall be gently floating upwards on a upward draft.

Galen Mon 04-May-15 20:21:35

Cor blimey! The combo of vodka jellies and crumpets are making me come over all peculiarblush

whitewave Mon 04-May-15 20:23:10

Oh my God quick a guy rope

loopylou Mon 04-May-15 20:23:49

Watch out for Bogoff, looks little like a comet approaching from the southeast, slightly wobbly path....................DUCK EVERYONE!

whitewave Mon 04-May-15 20:24:22

BANG

loopylou Mon 04-May-15 20:25:27

Hell's bells, who's responsible for over inflating whitewave, she's floating off across the trees shock

nannieroz111 Mon 04-May-15 20:26:06

whitewave grin

Got any more tennerladies anyone?

Gagagran Mon 04-May-15 20:27:46

Peace and love whitewave - have a muffin for nuffin - might sing that - it rhymes. I'll just get me pipes out.