Children's misheard words or song lyrics

I used to eat scramble deggs....

When our son was five he brought home his Christmas drawings from school. I was a bit baffled by the drawing of two stick figures standing on either side of a small table. Admiringing it but not knowing exactly what it represented I asked him gentky to explain. it to me. "Teacher said as it was Christmas we should all draw a picture of Jesus's table, so I did".....

Anyone remember Terry Wogan's programme and his wrong words?
"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel,
with four hundred children and a crock in the field."
There were loads of others. He cheered you up and gave you the best start to the day.

Sam and Janet Evening.....! Priceless!

Mamma mia, here I go again
my, my Harriet's my sister

Every time I here the 5 year old sing this I crease up

Tut, tut hear not here.

From 'Fig tree Unto Fig tree' was my dad's misunderstanding and my brother sang,'Once in Roy or David Sooty stole a candle shed' .

My late aunt went to Church, and every week would say " Forgive us our trespasses, and the liver is evil".
She never liked liver!

From she first learned to talk my GD put her dirty clothes in the washing it clean. She doesn't now as she is 8, and like to put everyone right.

One of Terry Wogan's was Billy Ocean's 'Go and get stuffed' (going gets tough)

We still sing go and get stuffed to that one sal!

As a C of E at a convent school it took me five years to find out that the last line of Hail Mary wasn't 'now and at the howl of the deaf'

Church ritual offers quite a lot of scope for mishearing and misunderstanding. I rather like this variation of the Creed: "…suffered under a bunch of spiders…" (For the non RC, it should be suffered under Pontius Pilate.)

Hey, I'm not RC and I got it!

Same Creed throughout the Church. Same religion!

Sorry – I know the Creed is mumbled through at every Catholic Mass but I don't know if it is said at all other Christian services. I was trying to be helpful.

absent - I love "suffered under a bunch of spiders," sounds so much more terrifying to me than Pontius Pilot.

bramblelover that reminds me of the little boy who did a painting of Joseph, Mary and the baby Jesus with an unidentified black object with them. When asked what it was he said "The flea, you know, when the angel said "take your wife and child and flea to Israel"

That's OK absent

C of E belongs to the One, Holy, Catholic, Apostolic Church
(The holy catholic church, the communion of saints etc)

We are just not Holy Romans.
However, I think I like 'suffered under a bunch of spiders' - which I most certainly would!

phoenix lol

absent

There was also the little boy who appeared at Sunday school with a cucumber. Apparently he had misheard when the teacher said it would be nice if they could all bring a newcomer with them next week.

Phoenix - that is so funny! Like the child's painting of a woman kneeling by what looks like a large puddle, who is "praying for the sick."

As a child I thought a line of the Easter hymn was 'Our salvation Aspro cured' -later learnt it was 'Our salvation hath procured'