All gone!

Well, this should be a short thread!

If only there was someone who could solve all our problems...

Don't speak too soon - someone else may come along with a load of spam.

Oh yes! They've gone. I wonder how they do that?

Elegran's gonna tell us now.

They sprinkle fairy dust onto their laptop. Nasty spammers just disappear.

Well, I can't disappoint jingl.

I was mistaken...

No, Elegran. You know it is something much more technical than that.

Tell me now. Or I will have to give a shout-out for HQ.

And Starling has problems she needs solving.

Please elucidate Starling.

I'm going off for food. I shall think about it while I eat. If I don't come back with an answer in an hour, you will have to ask GNHQ. If I don't come back at all, I have been deleted too.

While I am away, you can play the links I have posted on the "culture" thread.

I was just in the middle of doing that actually.

Just popped back because I clicked on the wrong key.

jinglbellsfrocks I think it was something like bringing high income into my life.. or peace on Earth... something like that anyway

Ooh no, I think MrWotsit was offering more of a 'How to Get Your Loved One Back' and 'Get Your Parents to Approve of Your Loved One' service (at a price, I'll bet), plus various witchcraftery options which probably don't bear thinking about!

You're well out of that one, Starling!

Jingl After much research and a lot of exercise for the little grey cells I have cracked it and found the answer to your question.

It is not fairy dust at all. I was mistaken. Sorry.

On the desk at GNHQ is a small red button. Pressing it deletes a condemned post.

Beside it is a large red button. Pressing that one deletes a whole thread.

Under the desk out of sight is an ENORMOUS red button, which can be reached secretly with a knee if the office is stormed by a mad spammer intent on infiltrating GN from the nerve centre. Pressing that one opens a trapdoor which deposits the intruder into a dungeon where the intruder is trapped watching repeats of "Extreme Couponing" until they repent and promise to mend their ways.

Sulks

Sorry Elegran not sulking about the buttons!

Sorry I spoke!

Elegran! We haven't seen Cari for a while. I hope she didn't get it wrong! Standing in the wrong place! It's quite possible.

And then there was Gigi. Complete silence at the end of the sex thread! [cohgused]

Anything could be happening over there.

I can't imagine why that didn't appear properly.

Starling. I'm working on it.

How is the security at the banks round your way?

Why, Ana ? What did you say? That it would be a short thread? You might know that is a challenge!

Have you got a black raincoat and a balaclava?

That was to Starling. Before the interrruption.

#financesareimportant