All gone!

Goes to look for wool

Just knit a bobble hat and keep going until you reach your neck. but remember to leave holes to see through.

That was to Ana. Jingl I'm sure someone here could knit me a balaclava.

I'll have a box of Black Magic then. If I can't have world peace etc.

That was to the black bird. (no names. a crime may be afoot)

Oh. So you're sure you have a balaclava?

#stylish

With a box bit of Black Magic!

Wonder if Mr Wotsit is sulking? Oh, its Ok, he can fix anything.

(That was to Elegran, by the way...)

No, not the short thread post - the one about MrWotsit which made Starling sulk! Apparently...

jinglbellsfrocks DH and I are now discussing whether I still possess a black raincoat......

Well, it usually is. Or it was in Geraldine's time.

There is a rug over the trapdoor, Jingl. Everyone at GNHQ knows not to stand on it. Of course, if the was flowing freely . . . .

That was to Starling. Before the interrruption.

#financesareimportant

Have you got a black raincoat and a balaclava?

Why, Ana ? What did you say? That it would be a short thread? You might know that is a challenge!

Starling. I'm working on it.

How is the security at the banks round your way?

I can't imagine why that didn't appear properly.

Elegran! We haven't seen Cari for a while. I hope she didn't get it wrong! Standing in the wrong place! It's quite possible.

And then there was Gigi. Complete silence at the end of the sex thread! [cohgused]

Anything could be happening over there.

Sorry I spoke!

Sorry Elegran not sulking about the buttons!

Sulks

Jingl After much research and a lot of exercise for the little grey cells I have cracked it and found the answer to your question.

It is not fairy dust at all. I was mistaken. Sorry.

On the desk at GNHQ is a small red button. Pressing it deletes a condemned post.

Beside it is a large red button. Pressing that one deletes a whole thread.

Under the desk out of sight is an ENORMOUS red button, which can be reached secretly with a knee if the office is stormed by a mad spammer intent on infiltrating GN from the nerve centre. Pressing that one opens a trapdoor which deposits the intruder into a dungeon where the intruder is trapped watching repeats of "Extreme Couponing" until they repent and promise to mend their ways.

Ooh no, I think MrWotsit was offering more of a 'How to Get Your Loved One Back' and 'Get Your Parents to Approve of Your Loved One' service (at a price, I'll bet), plus various witchcraftery options which probably don't bear thinking about!

You're well out of that one, Starling!

jinglbellsfrocks I think it was something like bringing high income into my life.. or peace on Earth... something like that anyway