I am quite happy to sit on the rockery all day, like patience on a monument, smiling at Gransnetters (and completely out of the loop as usual - wot's occurring?) 
Not sure about lying under a pillow while people improve their marriage though 
ps I do need feeding!! And I come very expensive dj
What's the worst sandwich filling?
Burnham to tell schools in England to adapt teaching to local business needs- what do you think?




