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Yet another daft little game?

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Terrafirma1 Mon 04-Aug-14 21:59:58

I was chuckling away at I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue this evening and particularly enjoyed the Uxbridge English Distionary of surreal/funny definitions (examples - Perspire = the way cathedrals are paid)
Anyway I thought we can do as well as that - anyone up for it? Alphabetical order of course.
My starters for A

Abacus - profane language from Swedish pop group
Acetone - exercise regime for donkeys

Elegran Thu 14-Aug-14 14:04:47

Zoologist - graduate chimp

JoyBloggs Thu 14-Aug-14 14:13:22

Antelope - the style of walking, of a parent's sister.

J52 Thu 14-Aug-14 15:45:49

Bargain- more drinks x

MiniMouse Thu 14-Aug-14 15:50:49

Carpal - travelling companion

hildajenniJ Thu 14-Aug-14 16:28:37

British Fresian -

Better than a British expensive sian.

shysal Thu 14-Aug-14 16:31:56

Demister - a castration device.

Elegran Thu 14-Aug-14 16:32:15

Everglades - everlasting room spray (What happened to D?)

Elegran Thu 14-Aug-14 16:32:53

( Ah! crossed posts.)

MiniMouse Thu 14-Aug-14 16:41:19

Florist - discriminates against floors

Elegran Thu 14-Aug-14 16:56:11

Greatcoat - size XXXL

Ana Thu 14-Aug-14 17:10:22

Harvesting - thermal-donning time

MiniMouse Thu 14-Aug-14 19:12:50

Illegal - sick bird of prey

shysal Fri 15-Aug-14 08:30:27

Kneepads - Scottish turnip commercials

Ana Fri 15-Aug-14 09:27:21

Limpid - weak instinctive impulses

MiniMouse Fri 15-Aug-14 09:40:55

Mumble - Mothers talking nonsense blush

Elegran Fri 15-Aug-14 10:44:45

Organist - transplant surgeon

shysal Fri 15-Aug-14 11:39:52

Pistachio - Facial hair on the top lip of an alcoholic.

MiniMouse Fri 15-Aug-14 17:10:24

Quilted - Edward's writing implement

Elegran Fri 15-Aug-14 17:15:32

Rampage - part of sheep stud book

Ana Fri 15-Aug-14 17:17:10

Sloth - slurred oath

Elegran Fri 15-Aug-14 17:30:18

Tenacity - Bournmouth or Eastbourne

Ana Fri 15-Aug-14 17:40:28

grin

MiniMouse Fri 15-Aug-14 17:51:25

Elegran brilliant grin

Elegran Fri 15-Aug-14 19:22:30

Umber - waterproof covering for umbrellas

papaoscar Fri 15-Aug-14 20:01:25

Damages - a curse on the past (anon)