I was chuckling away at I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue this evening and particularly enjoyed the Uxbridge English Distionary of surreal/funny definitions (examples - Perspire = the way cathedrals are paid) Anyway I thought we can do as well as that - anyone up for it? Alphabetical order of course. My starters for A
Abacus - profane language from Swedish pop group Acetone - exercise regime for donkeys
Busy morning Elegran preparing for the family to invade us for a week. Just done shopping at Waitrose, M & S and Sainsbury's - bound to have forgotten something.