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Yet another daft little game?

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Terrafirma1 Mon 04-Aug-14 21:59:58

I was chuckling away at I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue this evening and particularly enjoyed the Uxbridge English Distionary of surreal/funny definitions (examples - Perspire = the way cathedrals are paid)
Anyway I thought we can do as well as that - anyone up for it? Alphabetical order of course.
My starters for A

Abacus - profane language from Swedish pop group
Acetone - exercise regime for donkeys

Elegran Tue 12-Aug-14 18:58:26

Dodge City - take the bypass

JoyBloggs Tue 12-Aug-14 20:55:00

Expound - pummel former spouse.

Elegran Tue 12-Aug-14 22:40:04

Flypast - swatter missed it again!

newist Tue 12-Aug-14 23:44:18

Gangster. Too many cooks

shysal Wed 13-Aug-14 08:13:40

Hamlet - small pig.

Elegran Wed 13-Aug-14 11:08:13

Incapacity - the inability of an inkjet printer to finish printing an important document without sputtering to a fading halt.

Elegran Wed 13-Aug-14 15:50:28

(Has everyone gone home?) Jump start - twitch with surprise

NanKate Wed 13-Aug-14 16:05:11

Kimono - Not her again !

Busy morning Elegran preparing for the family to invade us for a week. Just done shopping at Waitrose, M & S and Sainsbury's - bound to have forgotten something. grin

J52 Wed 13-Aug-14 16:40:01

Lemon - it's mine (French) x

papaoscar Wed 13-Aug-14 16:49:31

Decorum - removal of the centre of an apple

shysal Wed 13-Aug-14 16:49:55

Metatarsals - got together at Jeffrey Archer's

Elegran Wed 13-Aug-14 17:10:59

Neoprene - preparation to impress new beau.

MiniMouse Wed 13-Aug-14 17:40:49

Oddity - strange poem

papaoscar Wed 13-Aug-14 19:02:06

Hamstring - brief undergarment for a young porker

(Nice one, Shysal!)

Elegran Wed 13-Aug-14 21:04:44

Plummet - say it like Brian Sewell

shysal Thu 14-Aug-14 08:25:58

Quack - what Jonathon Ross does to his boiled egg.

JoyBloggs Thu 14-Aug-14 09:26:57

Ricochet - an Irish chap I know confused

Elegran Thu 14-Aug-14 09:43:06

Sabotage - district where clogs are worn

MiniMouse Thu 14-Aug-14 10:14:17

Turnpike - junction for fish

Elegran Thu 14-Aug-14 10:22:38

Unmanned - temporarily single

MiniMouse Thu 14-Aug-14 10:31:54

Vampire - angry bat

Elegran Thu 14-Aug-14 10:44:44

Wagtail - pole dancer

JoyBloggs Thu 14-Aug-14 10:45:34

Wainscot - presumably wherein Mr Rooney slept as a baby confused

Elegran Thu 14-Aug-14 10:55:33

Excision - revised decision

MiniMouse Thu 14-Aug-14 13:44:45

Yodel - Hello Derek