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Yet another daft little game?

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Terrafirma1 Mon 04-Aug-14 21:59:58

I was chuckling away at I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue this evening and particularly enjoyed the Uxbridge English Distionary of surreal/funny definitions (examples - Perspire = the way cathedrals are paid)
Anyway I thought we can do as well as that - anyone up for it? Alphabetical order of course.
My starters for A

Abacus - profane language from Swedish pop group
Acetone - exercise regime for donkeys

Elegran Fri 15-Aug-14 21:39:29

Venomous - small poisonous rodent

MiniMouse Fri 15-Aug-14 22:05:05

Weeding - small bell sound

louisamay Fri 15-Aug-14 22:37:01

X-ray Former husband. Will try harder, it's my first attempt

Elegran Fri 15-Aug-14 22:44:35

Yugoslav - the loo in Hugo's house

MiniMouse Fri 15-Aug-14 23:53:07

Zulu - animals' toilet

Soutra Sat 16-Aug-14 00:17:56

Antimacassar - married to Uncle Hamish McCassar

shysal Sat 16-Aug-14 07:55:50

Botox - a seafaring bullock.

Elegran Sat 16-Aug-14 09:29:55

Carport - flask of Cockburns in the glove compartment

J52 Sat 16-Aug-14 09:37:01

Disgusting- it's that wind again x

Soutra Sat 16-Aug-14 13:09:48

Endemic - getting over the flu

Galen Sat 16-Aug-14 13:30:46

Flatulance. Tyler lance that I ran over

Galen Sat 16-Aug-14 13:31:11

Your lance that I ran over

shysal Sat 16-Aug-14 15:51:01

Gooseberry - a gander's flat hat.

Elegran Sat 16-Aug-14 17:46:50

Hyacinth - Hello there Cynthia!

Ana Sat 16-Aug-14 18:00:58

Aloe vera - hello there, Vera!

Ana Sat 16-Aug-14 18:01:48

Oops, sorry, not alphabetical - got carried away there...blush

Elegran Sat 16-Aug-14 18:40:02

(Not forgetting Hyaena - Hello Ena!)

Soutra Sat 16-Aug-14 23:31:41

Idiomatic- stupidity that comes naturally

shysal Sun 17-Aug-14 07:20:42

Jocular - a Scots vampire.

Elegran Sun 17-Aug-14 08:48:42

Kittywake - crack of dawn

Wheniwasyourage Sun 17-Aug-14 17:57:52

Light bulb. One that's easier to carry to the flower bed than a hulking great hyacinth.

Wheniwasyourage Sun 17-Aug-14 17:58:51

Middling. The bit of English society which worries politicians the most.

MiniMouse Sun 17-Aug-14 23:10:36

No-one - missing number

shysal Mon 18-Aug-14 07:59:23

Pretence - the days before camping.

MiniMouse Mon 18-Aug-14 23:52:41

Quench - wench slaking her thirst