An alphabetical poem/story

Arriving on the shore nearby is the earlier rowing boat and Duffy hopes he will be reunited with his owner, he really needs to dump Sir G ASAP.

(what happened to Y? )

Y not?

But Y, asks Duffy, is that old plane over there. Look, its marked G-ASAP, it must be British. Hooray! We can escape from all these dreadful writers. Can anybody fly it?

"Can do!" exclaimed Duffy (of course ) and so their safety was assured - or was it?

(Ana my fault for leaving out Y, put it down to me having a glass of sparkling as it's Easter, well that's my excuse)

(Any old excuse will do, eh, NanKate? )

Duffy decided that he was happy to go to Xanadu as long as Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich were nowhere in sight. Or within earshot.

()

"Entertainment by: the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band !"

"Everyone this way" shouted Duffy, hoping that Xavier would follow in case he was needed for the X lines.

Frankly, I don't give a damn which!

Goodness me, these old bands are causing a bit of contention here, said Duffy, and proceeded to dump the lot of them overboard!

Harpers Bizarre (and yes that is the spelling) were playing softly in the background whilst Duffy considered what is next move should be.

Getting back to old Blighty might be the answer. So which way is Blighty ?

(What HIS next move should be) it must be the sparkling again !

It's bound to be either backwards or forwards, and as it's easier to go forwards we'll go that way, said the First Mate (who had also been on the sparkling and couldn't really give a damn which way they went, he was enjoying himself!)

(I've retrospectively inserted the missing 'I' which you missed out, NanKate )

(No - I got that wrong, sorry! And that's without the benefit of sparkliness...)

Jumping Jeosphat, thought poor old Duffy, they've left me behind again. Wait for me!

Karma fell over Duffy as he realised that it was now time to go travelling, not to some piddling island full of Komods, but to places of interest that he often looked at on Sir G's IPad.

The Taj Mahal it would be. He had to be careful though as he knew cat was a delicacy in those parts.

(Komodos) it's not me this IPad has a mind of its own. I think it is set to predictive text.

Leaving the wretched Komodo dragons and Ugli fruit behind, a thankful Duffy set off for the Taj Mahal, to seek new adventures. Good luck Duffy!

"My goodness", he sighed as he prowled around the Taj Mahal..."this place looks rather grand. I must try to look important so that I'm invited in for a tasty curry..."

Naïve as he was, it had never entered his head that potentially he would be the main ingredient in aforementioned curry.

"Oh, my goodness" Duffy thought when he/she looked at the Curry House menu and noticed top of the list was Kitty Vindaloo "Better get out of this fast!" Hailing a passing elephant taxi he whispered urgently "Here's a comado dragon sandwich, Jumbo, get me to the airport pronto and I'll give you two of these!"