Fancy writing a group limerick ?

And a bow-tie with lights

Singing "I did it my way" (I'll get my coat)

Scansion, Elegran!!!

His hair had highlights

Gran tried to become a Hell's Angel

With a Harley she found that her range 'll

Increase to a ton

So when she had eaten her bagel

(You try!)

(too late)

(scrap that !)

Or a hundred and one

With a look on her face most disdainful.

Worked on Saturdays, down Interflora

Are genrally very polite

Whoops. I'm missing something here.

Gran said "We must polish up our lim'ricks!"

And stop using so many gimmicks

Get your scansion in sync

And don't fall in the drink

Or get up to your us-u-al sly tricks

How about

Worked on Saturdays, down Interflora

Selling freesias, daffs and daphne odora

She made some bouquets

And pretty nosegays

All for a snooty senora

Along came a troupe of Gay Gordons