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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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NanKate Mon 21-Apr-14 09:06:15

That came with the arrival of the fuzz

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Elegran Mon 21-Apr-14 09:09:51

They flourished their handcuffs

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AlieOxon Mon 21-Apr-14 10:34:45

And thought they were toughs

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shysal Mon 21-Apr-14 14:29:44

Until someone called their bluff.

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shysal Mon 21-Apr-14 14:30:22

Sorry, Boo-booed

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Daisyanswerdo Mon 21-Apr-14 18:55:39

A mother and daughter went shopping

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shysal Mon 21-Apr-14 19:02:18

For 24 hours without stopping

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papaoscar Mon 21-Apr-14 19:43:57

They shopped till they dropped

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MiniMouse Mon 21-Apr-14 19:54:29

Weary brows they mopped

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JoyBloggs Mon 21-Apr-14 20:14:16

Then donned their new gear and went bopping.

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papaoscar Mon 21-Apr-14 23:10:13

Of all of the lim'ricks that I've read

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Daisyanswerdo Mon 21-Apr-14 23:44:56

This is the one that I dread

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MiniMouse Mon 21-Apr-14 23:51:59

I can't make it scan

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Dragonfly1 Tue 22-Apr-14 00:07:03

Don't think anyone can

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MiniMouse Tue 22-Apr-14 00:12:52

So carefully I'll have to tread!

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papaoscar Tue 22-Apr-14 09:57:24

At word games you've got very polished

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MiniMouse Tue 22-Apr-14 10:02:23

Lim'ricks are quickly demolished

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Elegran Tue 22-Apr-14 10:43:23

They're run off in minutes

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MiniMouse Tue 22-Apr-14 11:08:13

No 'whatevers' or 'innits'

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AlieOxon Tue 22-Apr-14 12:06:27

We know that they won't get abolished!

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AlieOxon Tue 22-Apr-14 12:07:15

We've difficulty making them scan

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papaoscar Tue 22-Apr-14 13:32:53

Tho' we do the best that we can

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Elegran Tue 22-Apr-14 14:24:12

They limp and they stagger

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AlieOxon Tue 22-Apr-14 15:03:13

Tho sometimes they swagger

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Daisyanswerdo Tue 22-Apr-14 15:21:23

Are they simpler to write in Japan?

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