Fancy writing a group limerick ?

'til the trees were bent in the breeze!

pipped to the post again!

Granny's become hooked on yoga

But does it wearing a toga

She does the asanas

But then goes bananas

And slurps down a big chocolate soda

And flies off to see Saratoga!

I'm giving up now, too many timeouts with my broadband! Always late to the party

Come back soon, MM!

A coachload of London-bound Grannies

Singing "We don't care where the old man is"

Cruised down the M1

Doing close to a ton

Which they found was quite hard on their fannies

Galen!!!

( Forget the - after having two children and various oscopies involving cameras going where imho they have no business going nothing should make me ever again! )

PapaOscar gets these limericks started

Oh where are the hot days of summer?

(PapaOscar can't have all the starts)

I'm trying to increase my vocabulary:- how many languages I can swear in.

Oh where are the hot days of summer
The last one was really a bummer

We were frozen and drenched

When piped up the wench[tbussmile]

And our bits are now numb-er and numb-er.
(as in increasingly numb)

"I wear flipflops" - Is anyone dumber?

(Pipped by less than a second)