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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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AlieOxon Sun 13-Apr-14 15:12:17

He tried to get past

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Ana Sun 13-Apr-14 15:13:49

But they were too fast

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MiniMouse Sun 13-Apr-14 15:27:10

And gave his advances a miss!

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JoyBloggs Sun 13-Apr-14 15:57:47

A gran who went out for a run

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Nelliemoser Sun 13-Apr-14 16:35:47

Whilst eating a hot cross bun,

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JoyBloggs Sun 13-Apr-14 16:40:16

Got a dreadful pain

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shysal Sun 13-Apr-14 16:41:50

When caught in the rain

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Ana Sun 13-Apr-14 16:46:03

Indigestion while soggy's no fun!

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JoyBloggs Sun 13-Apr-14 19:58:47

A granny who couldn't stop talking

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AlieOxon Sun 13-Apr-14 20:11:48

To everyone met while out walking

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JoyBloggs Sun 13-Apr-14 20:58:47

One day was confronted

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Daisyanswerdo Sun 13-Apr-14 21:14:29

By a farmer, who grunted

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Elegran Sun 13-Apr-14 21:19:34

"Don't scare off the game we are stalking"

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papaoscar Sun 13-Apr-14 21:36:47

A large Easter egg is what's wanted

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MiniMouse Sun 13-Apr-14 22:20:20

For teeth that are not orthodonted

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papaoscar Mon 14-Apr-14 05:18:11

Full of chocolate and creme

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AlieOxon Mon 14-Apr-14 07:44:59

So that we can all scream

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shysal Mon 14-Apr-14 07:47:19

That our sugar addiction's confronted.

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JoyBloggs Mon 14-Apr-14 08:30:33

There once was a gran who climbed trees

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Dragonfly1 Mon 14-Apr-14 08:52:13

Till she started to get dodgy knees

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Elegran Mon 14-Apr-14 09:22:09

They creaked and they crackled

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Nelliemoser Mon 14-Apr-14 09:24:03

Using her arms to swing high.

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Nelliemoser Mon 14-Apr-14 09:24:48

(Beaten by Elegran)

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Nelliemoser Mon 14-Apr-14 09:25:49

But the heights she still tackled,

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AlieOxon Mon 14-Apr-14 09:44:49

She said 'I can do as I please!'

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