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Pete Mon 08-Jul-13 22:17:30

Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....grin

Pete Wed 24-Jul-13 15:35:57

All those in the cellar have been accounted for!
Fireman calling back later to mop up... smile

Ana Wed 24-Jul-13 15:50:22

You mean you let him escape??? shock
Ella and glamma won't be pleased...

Ella46 Wed 24-Jul-13 16:42:46

Don't worry Ana, he was boring anyway, he just wanted to eat glamma's food! hmm

glammanana Wed 24-Jul-13 16:44:35

Ana no problem really he is calling back later with his big red machine so he may bring his pal's with him we may be able to talk them into a improntu "full monty" display just to check what is under those helmets.blush oh gone all of a dither at the thought,that will be a change from baking sausage rolls & meat pies for the boss just thought they may be able to ajust the hammock so I can get on without always falling on my bum.!!

Ana Wed 24-Jul-13 18:41:10

I'm sure they'll be able to adjust your 'hammock', glamma - what else do we pay our taxes for? grin

Ella46 Wed 24-Jul-13 20:47:13

Glamma maybe you do too much 'swinging' ..............wink

Just a thought [innocent face]

glammanana Wed 24-Jul-13 21:06:02

Ella the thought never entered my head blush
I think I had better get back to my normal job of keeping the bar fully stocked up with nibbles and such I've been far too frivilious lately.grin
I'd better get a list from the boss to see what we need hmm bet you he wants pie & mash again grin

Pete Wed 24-Jul-13 22:16:31

Right Glam smile

Pies...(Hollands) if you don't have time to make your own!

Mash?? Chips 'n Gravy for me .

Stew and crusty bread.

Fish ...on Fridays.

NO Scouse!!

PS. Your hammock is now in full working order. grin

Goose Wed 24-Jul-13 22:53:18

When's the beano then Pete? I'm looking forward to a day at the seaside - it will be a day at the seaside won't it? I've bought a lovely new second hand bathing costume from Oxfam especially for it

Pete Wed 24-Jul-13 22:59:19

Bank Holiday Goose...... grin

Ana Wed 24-Jul-13 23:08:47

Which one? This year or...? hmm

Pete Wed 24-Jul-13 23:28:00

The next one ..August !!......Have you taken your tablets.... hmm

Pete Wed 24-Jul-13 23:50:41

The fireman has just gone down the cellar...with what looked like a Bouncy Castle....... shock

Goose Wed 24-Jul-13 23:53:22

Did somebody mention firemen???grin

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 00:01:21

No!...Fireman.....

Have you payed for that pint?

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 20:28:25

The fireman has just been carried out and taken away.. shock

So...NO 'sparklers' in your home-made cocktails tonight!

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 20:32:17

P...... Mystic Meg has nothing on me!...... grin

Nonu Thu 25-Jul-13 20:33:56

No sparklers ---shame !!

more the point have you been taking your little blue tablets Pete ??

Ana Thu 25-Jul-13 20:53:56

Who took our fireman away??? shock

Not an ex-dodgy car salesman are you, Pete? grin

Anne58 Thu 25-Jul-13 20:57:51

Don't mention cars! [cross]

Anne58 Thu 25-Jul-13 20:58:17

Bugger, should have been angry

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 21:04:08

Yes ....Nonu wink

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 21:06:26

Ana it seems he phoned the emergency services and the AA....they did promise a replacement....so don't worry!

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 21:08:05

Is that a large one then? Phoenix pitstop....grin

Nonu Thu 25-Jul-13 21:08:36

OOH pete , someone is in for a treat tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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