Banter Bar.

Ella46 packet of tooth picks behind the bar comes to mind ?

And he can't read anything since he bought those dodgy specs from Poundland - he's too vain busy to go to Specsavers...

Type up your invoices in HUGE font if you want Pete to actually see them, glamma!

I AM WATCHING MY STEP !!!!!!!

LOL

IS THAT THE WAY TO GO ANA , TELL ME I AM RIGHT !! shall we all have have some ?

Yes, Pete should be able to read that, Nonu!

But it was glamma who was complaining that he took no notice of her invoices...

Thank you ANA , thing of it is GLAM presents her things so enticingly , how could he overlook them ?

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My Bar...My Rules........short memories some of you......

I've been too easy going with a few of you laydees.......and a couple of you are on ..very thin ice!!........

Lil...is outraged that there is talk of a take over .....with only 60 odd posts to go......

Another pint for me!....nibbles my A**E!!

I know I am on easy street with Pete as i have been away for a while .

Right.....Who's gettin the beer in.......

Don't all shout at once.....

Pete

I knew somebody who was always straight off to the toilet when we went in to a pub and we thought he was never buying drinks.
When we spoke about it we found he was giving the money for a round of drinks to somebody else as he was diabetic.
He was not going to the bar to buy drinks but he was paying his way.

Frank

Frank!! Have you brought Andie with you?

I hope he's brought his own bowel...

Lordy , Lordy Pete , you got your neck.
I have been worried sick about these gels alone in this bar , any Tom , Dick or Harry could would wander in and do who knows what .

You then show up at a very unearthly hour , I mean it is 9.30, what gives, and offer BEER , come on . i might have to move to the place across the road , and I would take some of them with me , they do enjoy a good time .

Nonu....feel free to 'do one'.......and take Frank with you.....this isn't the bar for him.....

"Do One " you"ve lost me there Peyte

Nonu, have you been on the champers again?

The Pimms has all gone now!!
Several laydees in the snug......sleeping off the...

Good to see you back Pete propping up the bar again we must sit down and have a chat about those catering invoices at some time,I've trimmed them down as much as I can (cash in hand can be arranged)shush ?? walls have ears (or bars have ears)
Did you have forty winks after the tennis? well thats one loads of we can said good-bye to for another year
All the freezers are fully stocked I'm having a day off to-morrow going over to Liverpool (leaving my little car at home) off to lunch with DD at a posh bar in Liverpool 1,so you could say I'm going up in the world even if it is only in the lift to the top floor. got woucher vouchers !!

In my dreams .

Still don"t know what "do one " means .

|Must be some kind of bar speak !!

Ok...*Nonu*.......you can stay ....for now!......

Signed...*Peyte*....

Glam. it will be half a crown to speak to you next .

Keep pressing him about those bills though , you know what he is like , can be a scamp at times .

You're all heart, Pete!

Take no notice, Nonu - he's a control freak...

Well Pete I will only stay if you get the good stuff out .

Well done glam....good idea about leaving the car at home!!!

Your invoices have been sorted !!.....and taking into account the Brandy 'bill'.......you owe ME a meat pie and a sausage roll !!