I keep being sent some humorous thoughts by an ex-colleague. Most of them are little gems and make me laugh so I'm sharing the latest one.
''Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtain for murderes, if you do find one, what's your plan? 
Anyone got any more? I can't complete with greatnan's jokes but I have a few more of these.
D'you Reckon That When Trump Dies.......
Ailments of Old Age (light hearted)

ones???
