Well done, Gally. Quite a triumph. 

The other day we bought a lovely old chandelier from a car boot sale. It cost £15 and we contacted an electrician to come and fit it today. He took down the light that was already there, and, after installing then testing the chandelier, discovered it to be 'live', due to the absence of an 'earth'. I remained philosophical, thinking, 'It's still very pretty, so I'll put it in the front room where I can hang it from a hook. DH took down the old brass birdcage (don't ask) from the hook in the front room, and hung up the chandelier. Very pretty. We then put the birdcage on top of the rather high dresser in the living room. We have a wooden parrot that sits on top of it, so I thought I would move things around a bit to make it look a bit better....the parrot fell down the back of the dresser which is impossible to move, because it's so heavy. A broom handle wouldn't poke the parrot out, so I suggested getting the hoover and sucking it out. DH tried that, but the hose of the hoover was too thick. While he went to the shed to find a cane, I discovered that all I had to do was reach round the back of the dresser from the other end....the parrot was within a couple of inches of my hand. I found this really very funny, but he didn't 
. I think it was something to do with the fact that the electrician had charged £30 for something that wasn't going to work.....ho hum - you win some, you lose some 
!