I'm SO angry with myself. Despite knowing I can't poach eggs and reiterating it on here, I decided to try the Poachies recommended. Duly purchase pack. Read instructions, even watch You Tube video.
So all prepared, water bubbling, bread in toaster. Poachie in glass, crack egg into it. Lift it out and happy days, bottom of poachie not sealed properly and I watch as egg white seeps through the unsealed bottom into glass.
Get Poachies back out of cupboard, get clean glass, start again. Eventually manage to lower into the pan. Debate how long to cook them for, instructions say four and a half to five and a half minutes, so I plump for 5. Lift out, and no the egg didn't easily slide out as per instructions. I had to praise out boiling egg from hot poachie with my fingers Egg number 2 slightly better but still needed encouragement. And I knew, it wasn't really worth gently pressing yolk because it was obvious. Billiard balls anyone? Hard as bullets
I don't know why I didn't listen to myself I know I can't poach eggs. I should have listened to the very first response on here, so thanks Galaxy, Salter Egg Cooker now en route