Botty burps or windy pops

DGS (5) says 'fart" then giggles. Heaven knows where he heard that. (I know, I know, tin hat time....)

Fart - they are farts - and we all call them that.

Try "Noisy Bottoms" - a great book, much loved by all my DGC.

In our house there are two distinct types; trumps and SBDs (silent but deadly).

So does mine Alima but until recently it was 'fluff', as it was when DS was a child. When I was young it was always referred to as 'a rude noise'

Oh, cringe and double-cringe at 'botty burps' and 'windy-pops'...

'Farts' is fine in our family. I think the GC used to say 'trump' when they were very little.

It was always 'trumps' or 'pumps' when ours were small as well.

I think ALL small children should be instructed to call them 'trumps' these days.

Such an appropriate word.

merlot

GS's used to announce "my bum !" or who ever the guilty party was with great glee

Interesting choices from all.
My SIL has just retired from her long career as a teacher in the local primary school.
She says she has heard EVERYTHING....from simply twee to the faintly(frankly) obscene.
Such a laugh.
merlot your idea is the best!

I think 'trump' is common parlance with children nowadays although ours call them 'beg your pardons' after my mother heard - or smelt - one emanating from one of ours when they were small and announced 'you should say I beg your pardon'. I don't think she ever did one - she was far too lady like!!

Nothing wrong with 'fart'. it's quite onomatopoeic!

When they were very little they called them 'pip-pips' , but all 3 little boys delight in saying 'fart' and then laughing hysterically!!

Our Grandaughter always blames the dog!

And I have trained Grampy well, IF such a thing should ever happen to me he will always say'Pardon me' and take full blame :-)

It was "fooff" in our house when we were little. ? Or at least that's how it sounded, although it could have been fluff Swanny.

Years ago my mother did a rather loud one getting up from a chair during a birthday tea party. Obviously embarrassed she said, 'Oooh, I think I've ripped my skirt.'

From that day on 'ripping your skirt' became a family catch-phrase amongst the teenagers.

Afraid they re farts with us too Down to earth nothing twee

Farts here as well

My MiL used to call them 'trumps' ?

Is trump a British expression, or do you think he knows?!

'I just did a farty fart!' (3 year old DGS)

I always referred to (the admittedly rather twee expression) "windy pops" with my children and continue to do so with my grandchildren. They use the word "trump" and consequently my grandson falls about laughing each time Donald Trump is mentioned. I don't know why, but I dislike the word "fart".

Must be an English expressionLuckygirl as my MiL has been dead for eleven years . She was the past master of the "trump" walking away quietly whilst one pervaded the atmosphere.?

They're trumps or farts on my side of the family and not mentioned on His. My DM always said my DF was so polite he'd leave the room to fart.

My DGM was prone to wind in later life and particularly generous explosions would be referred to as skirt rippers.

My parents always called a fart a"blow off as in, "Who blew off?" when there was a noisy or smelly one.

I like "blow off" not least because it sounds a bit 'carry on film'. My grandsons called it a pop when little, but now try and say "fart" as much as possible.