Small things that annoy me.

People who say. 'we all love dogs' or 'We all love eating cake'.. Just an example but this generalising winds me up.
Also Naga Munchetty leaning so far away to the left to avoid Charlie.. Does he smell funny?

I haven’t read all through this thread so forgive me if this is also someone else’s grouch but I get so annoyed by one friend who arranges to pick me up and is always late by anything up to to 15 minutes.
I have to be ready just in case but it is everytime.
Also a relative who arranges a time and then 3times out of4 rearranges it to half an hour before or half an hour later.
I know, I should never have given up driving.

I would be spitting feathers Ann. I was taught to be a good time keeper by my parents and if I am going to be delayed I immediately text/phone to explain. I am totally with you on this.

Oh this thread made me laugh.
A grumpy old bag is me at present . Nothing personal.

When you walk into a department store and the assistant says “you alright?”. So I answer sweetly, yes thank you. Then another one appears. “You alright?” I answer a little less sweetly, yes thank you. A third appears. “You alright?”. This time I reply - no I’m not, I’ve got a bloody headache, I’ve just had a row with my daughter/friend/colleague and now I can’t be left in peace by overmade up women with caterpillar eyebrows who won’t leave me alone and instead of asking politely if they can help ask if I’m alright! Of course this is all said in my head.

But what the hell happened to can I help you??

Weather forecasters who refer to the white stuff and the wet stuff instead of snow and rain.

Being called 'lover', tuneless humming or whistling. Being told how to do something or what to do when the person telling you hasn't a clue! I could go on and on!

'play date'

People bringing trollies through the self service tills

People blowing their nose at the table

Oh and people who stick their used fork into a communal serving dish instead of using the spoon supplied.

Oh, yuk!