I have decided to "text" words properly in future - whatever the cost to my thumbs, and as far as I know, the length of text messages is irrelevant to the cost.
Why? An email I received from the car dealership doing my (or indeed my car's) MOT which started "I text you last week...."
OK, here goes - well you have been warned - this is Pedants' Corner!
1) "Text "seems to be a present tense, if a past tense then the present tense is presumably "tex" so "text" is by analogy "texed" - a version of the usual "ed" ending e.g. cooked, listened, etc
2) I am really unhappy about "C U" instead of See you - am I really not worth another 4 letters?
3) I feel the same about "no" for "know", "cofy" for "coffee" and "l8ter" renders me apoplectic.
Examiners are finding similar examples of "textspeak" in exam answers and essays - are these examples of timesaving or do the kids really think that is how words should look?
Before I am reminded that language is a living thing, constantly evolving, is impoverishing it the same as evolution?
Good Morning Sunday 11th October 2026
Do You Have Any Strange Memories?
My daughter is lying about me and editing me out of her life.






. I've seen it before, but had forgotten it, and enjoyed seeing it again.