Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum
And helps with my digestion

Whisky straight , is my second choice

Whisky straight, is my second choice
It helps to lubricate my voice

Whisky straight, is my second choice
It helps to lubricate my voice
Worries disappear

Whisky straight, is my second choice
It helps to lubricate my voice
Worries disappear
And all becomes clear

Whisky straight is my second choice
It helps to lubricate my voice
Worries disappear
And all becomes clear
When hangover’s gone, I’ll rejoice!

The hair of a dog makes me choke!

The hair of a dog makes me choke!
And so does the cure of egg yolk!

The hair of a dog makes me choke!
And so does the cure of egg yolk!
Let’s drink another

The hair of a dog makes me choke!
And so does the cure of egg yolk!
Let’s drink another
But don’t tell mother

The hair of a dog makes me choke!
And so does the cure of egg yolk!
Let’s drink another
But don’t tell mother
Cos she'll give you a glass of coke

I love to walk out in the snow

I love to walk out in the snow
When it’s still unsullied I go

I love to walk out in the snow
When it’s still unsullied I go
Hats, gloves, fur-lined boots

I love to walk out in the snow
When it’s still unsullied I go
Hats, gloves, fur-lined boots
Then don’t give two hoots

I love to walk out in the snow
When it’s still unsullied I go
Hats, gloves, fur-lined boots
Then don’t give two hoots
Whatever the elements throw.

Warm air sure does more harm than good

Warm air sure does more harm than good
But when cold, I don a warm hood.

Warm air sure does more harm than good
But when cold, I don a warm hood.
Zipped up to my chin

Warm air sure does more harm than good
But when cold, I don a warm hood.
Zipped up to my chin
And not dressed for sin

Warm air sure does more harm than good
But when cold, I don a warm hood.
Zipped up to my chin
And not dressed for sin
He’ll be disappointed, that dude !

Wish I was bubbling with Darcy

I wish I was bubbling with Darcy
Careful with my metatarsi

I wish I was bubbling with Darcy
Careful with my metatarsi
They give me such gyp

Wish I was bubbling with Darcy
Careful with my metatarsi
They give me such gyp
They don't have much grip

Wish I was bubbling with Darcy
Careful with my metatarsi
They give me such gyp
They don't have much grip
The doctors they don’t have mercy

They told me to use good insoles

They told me to use good insoles
When hiking, to use walking poles

They told me to use good insoles
When hiking, to use walking poles
But I skip along

They told me to use good insoles
When hiking, to use walking poles
But I skip along
Feeling oh so strong