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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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nanna8 Mon 15-Feb-21 08:27:25

They told me to use good insoles
When hiking,to use walking poles
But I skip along
Feeling oh so strong
And don’t give a fig for the holes

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Mollygo Mon 15-Feb-21 09:44:01

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Feb-21 09:55:25

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,
Towards the end I’m sure I’d crawl

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FarNorth Mon 15-Feb-21 09:59:22

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,
Towards the end I’m sure I’d crawl
But I'd be so pleased

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Mollygo Mon 15-Feb-21 12:22:30

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,
Towards the end I’m sure I’d crawl
But I’d be so pleased
My strength had increased,

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Feb-21 13:05:27

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,
Towards the end I’m sure I’d crawl
But I’d be so pleased
My strength had increased,
And I managed without a fall

Where can I go for the next trial

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Elrel Mon 15-Feb-21 13:11:35

Where can I go for the next trial
Helvellyn via Striding Edge?

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Jangran99 Mon 15-Feb-21 17:01:16

Elrel ,this is a limerick thread.wink

Where can I go for the next trial
But not 'til I've rested awhile

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Mollygo Mon 15-Feb-21 17:04:35

Where can I go for the next trial?
But not till I’ve rested a while,
Then Helvellyn’s peak

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Ashcombe Mon 15-Feb-21 17:10:13

Where can I go for the next trial?
But not till I’ve rested a while,
Then Helvellyn’s peak
Is where I would seek

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Jangran99 Mon 15-Feb-21 17:19:24

Where can I go for the next trial?
But not till I’ve rested a while,
Then Helvellyn’s peak
Is where I would seek
To demonstrate my climbing style.

But I am a stay at home lass

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FarNorth Mon 15-Feb-21 17:45:14

But I am a stay at home lass
And I think I'm really top class

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crazyH Mon 15-Feb-21 19:18:19

But I am a stay at home lass
And I think I'm really top class
I’m a super catch

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Feb-21 19:29:57

But I am a stay at home lass
And I think I'm really top class
I’m a super catch
Just open the latch

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crazyH Mon 15-Feb-21 22:17:46

But I am a stay at home lass
And I think I'm really top class
I’m a super catch
Just open the latch
And you’ll see, I’m really not crass

Joined the troupe, the Folies Bergere

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Ashcombe Mon 15-Feb-21 22:25:39

Joined the troupe, the Folies Bergere
And appeared in just underwear!

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FarNorth Mon 15-Feb-21 22:46:02

Joined the troupe, the Folies Bergere
And appeared in just underwear!
So frilly and cute

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Hellogirl1 Tue 16-Feb-21 00:23:21

Joined the troupe, the Folies Bergere
And appeared in just underwear
So frilly and cute
Like my birthday suit

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Mollygo Tue 16-Feb-21 17:37:00

Join the trip, the Folies Bergère
And appeared in just underwear
So frilly and cute
Like my birthday suit
Used to be, but let’s not go there!!!

Not keen on appearing tout nu

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FarNorth Tue 16-Feb-21 17:51:47

Not keen on appearing tout nu
Although I've heard said that you do

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Mollygo Tue 16-Feb-21 18:39:38

Not keen on appearing tout nu,
Although I’ve heard said that you do
Who, me? That’s not right

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Hellogirl1 Tue 16-Feb-21 23:25:22

Notkeen on appearing tout nu,
Although I`ve heard said that you do
Who me?That`s not right
I`d look such a sight

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FarNorth Wed 17-Feb-21 04:14:58

Not keen on appearing tout nu,
Although I`ve heard said that you do
Who me?That`s not right
I`d look such a sight
You must mean that hussy, Lulu.

Lulu really does have a nerve

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nanna8 Wed 17-Feb-21 08:57:58

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve

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Mollygo Wed 17-Feb-21 09:44:35

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve
Her belly dancing

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