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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Jangran99 Tue 22-Oct-19 17:17:16

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell
They provoked my ire

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 22-Oct-19 20:40:07

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell
They provoked my ire
That something I don't admire

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callgirl1 Tue 22-Oct-19 21:01:42

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell
They provoked my ire
That something I don`t admire
It really does not ring my bell.

I once was a slave to fashion

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FarNorth Tue 22-Oct-19 21:21:20

I once was a slave to fashion
Following trends with a passion

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BradfordLass72 Tue 22-Oct-19 21:28:01

I once was a slave to fashion
Following trends with a passion
I crippled me feet

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Bellanonna Tue 22-Oct-19 21:32:51

I once was a slave to fashion
Following trends with a passion
I crippled me feet
My skirts too petite

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Jangran99 Tue 22-Oct-19 23:15:40

I once was a slave to fashion
Following trends with a passion
I crippled me feet
My skirts too petite
And lippie that made me look ashen!

It'll soon be Hallowe'en night

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crazyH Tue 22-Oct-19 23:31:46

It'll soon be Hallowe'en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright

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callgirl1 Tue 22-Oct-19 23:39:59

It`ll soon be Hallowe`en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright
With my green make up on

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 23-Oct-19 00:01:40

`It`ll soon be Hallowe`en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright
With my green make up on
I wait until the sun has gone

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crazyH Wed 23-Oct-19 00:06:34

It`ll soon be Hallowe`en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright
With my green make up on
With my broomstick, I'll be gone

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 23-Oct-19 00:30:40

`It`ll soon be Hallowe`en night
Costume ready, to give kids a fright
With my green make up on
I wait until the sun has gone
And look for a neck that I can bite

Next it will be November the 5th

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Oct-19 18:32:50

Next it will be November the 5th
A whizz bang of a story,not a myth

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crazyH Wed 23-Oct-19 21:28:00

Next it will be November the 5th
A whizz bang of a story,not a myth
If only Guy Fawkes knew

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Oct-19 21:33:38

Next it will be November the 5th
A whizz bang of a story,not a myth
If only Guy Fawkes knew
This day he would rue

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Oct-19 23:23:08

Next it will be November the 5th
A whizz bang of a story,not a myth
If only Guy Fawkes knew
This day he would rue
For it meant that his life was dispensed with.

If you were chosen to be an astronaut

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 23-Oct-19 23:32:06

If you were chosen to be an astronaut
I'd be feeling rather fraught

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Oct-19 23:41:21

If you were chosen to be an astronaut
I'd be feeling rather fraught
But then I'd be weightless

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 23-Oct-19 23:45:26

If you were chosen to be an astronaut
I'd be feeling rather fraught
But then I'd be weightless
That wouldn't cause me distress

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Quesera Thu 24-Oct-19 14:04:38

WOODMOUSE49

If you were chosen to be an astronaut
I'd be feeling rather fraught
But then I'd be weightless
That wouldn't cause me distress
I’d float around exactly as taught

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Quesera Thu 24-Oct-19 14:07:30

Sent too quickly, sorry ...

I’m not keen on the clocks going back

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crazyH Thu 24-Oct-19 14:59:09

I'm not keen on the clocks going back
That extra hour in bed makes me slack

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 24-Oct-19 20:13:39

I'm not keen on the clocks going back
That extra hour in bed makes me slack
The mornings are too dark

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callgirl1 Thu 24-Oct-19 21:41:47

I`m not keen on the clocks going back
That extra hour in bed makes me slack
The mornings are too dark
Especially when up with the lark,

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