Pickled onion in the shower

If this was Mumsnet rather than Gransnet, I can imagine what everyone would be thinking

Are you perhaps pregnant?

That's the one!

To be honest the shower is probably the only place DH could countenance me eating a pickled onion - he hates the very idea of them!

As Alice sang:

School's Out for Summer

It’s very strange to be considering a glass of procceco 24 hours in advance, you’ve had the pickle now just go and pour a glass of bubbly . Why wait?

Pamela

Indigestion?

Artyfarty Be careful that the combination of pickled onion and prosecco doesn’t make you live up to your name

Jalima, am sure she has a cast iron stomach

The prosecco would be diluted if you really mean in the shower. I'd drink it before or after if I were you, or even right now ?

squiffy

My thought exactly Baggs

Is there something decadent about eating pickles in the shower that I’ve missed?

It depends on whether or not you're sharing the pickled onion OldMeg
I'll leave the rest to your imagination

I would have gone for a pickled shallot but would definitely steer clear of a pickled egg.

Where should pickled walnuts be eaten? If at all?

Only at the Mad Hatter's Tea Party said Alice

That reminds me of an episode of Steptoe and son many years ago when the old man was eating pickled onions in the bath! Dirty old man ???

And were do gerkins come in ??

annsixty everyone knows that gherkins come from Nepal. They're noted for their bravery you know.

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How can you drink prosecco in the shower? Surely you’d be sloshing it all over unless you had one of those beer helmet thingies that fed it into your mouth via plastic piping?

I’m overthinking this, aren’t I?

In short. Yes.

Nobody said the water had to be running whilst she was in there.