Jokes for young children

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? You're too young to smoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cow go to a cinema? To see a mooooovie.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

Lots available on the internet:

www.babycenter.com/0_35-silly-jokes-for-kids_10317809.bc
www.childhoodbeckons.com/2012/07/30-jokes-your-kids-will-love.html

If you cannot open these, PM me and I will copy them into a message!

"Lots available on th Internet".

Doh - why didn't I think of that!
I will have to write some of those down so i remember them when needed

My GS was five when he learned - and repeated endlessly - his first joke. "Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed!"

"What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard!"
"What do witches like best about their computers? The spell checker".
"How do you know when there are two elephants in your fridge? You can hear them talking!"

What goes "Zzub Zzub"? A bee flying backwards.

What's green & goes up & down? A gooseberry in a lift.

Q. What's brown and sticky
A. A stick.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State building?
Of course, the Empire State building can't jump!

Knock knock,
Who's there,
Cows,
Cows who,
No silly, cows moo.

How do you start a bears race?

Ready teddy go

Might go over his head a bit but -
Where do crabs and lobsters catch the train? Kings Crustaceon.

Some of these are perfect. I can't wait till he gets back from his hols so i can use some of them, although I did text one to him this morning (Greyduster's lobster joke ) via his mum, hoping that she will read it out to him on their journey down to Devon.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.

Did you hear about the hole in the road? The police are looking into it.

How do you get 4 elephants into a car? (used to be a Mini in my young day) 2 in the back and 2 in the front.

What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up? An umbrella.

How do you get four giraffes in a car?
You can't. It's full Iof elephants!

Or first you take the elephants out.