I and a friend were on holiday in Corfu. One night we decided to take our clothes off and skinny dip in the sea opposite our hotel. It was quite late and no one was around, so we cast off our clothes and ran into the sea; splashing around and giggling , it was heaven. We then heard a man's voice saying whose are these clothes on the beach. Looking over to where the voice came from we saw Willie from Inverness. Still giggling we tried to hide from him, but there wasn't anywhere to hide, so we shouted Willie it's us, over here. I'll gather your clothes up for you and put them down here. It seems we'd been rather reckless and cast them off across the beach. Willie turned his back whilst my friend and I came out of the water; it was then the flashes started going off and we realised that we were being photographed by other guests staying at the hotel who were drinking in the hotel bar...we gave a bow then ran as fast as we could away from our public.....
