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kittylester Wed 05-Jul-17 21:00:30

DD3 booked her kitten in with the vet because she was doing strange coloured wees on the kitchen floor. Turns out it was a butternut squash that had rotted in the bottom of a cupboard and was dripping onto the floor.

Her problem is - what to tell the vet when she cancels the appointment?

And, I'd like to point out, she didn't get her housekeeping skills from me.

Alima Wed 05-Jul-17 21:11:27

Couldn't she say it was a rotten avocado as they are apparently posh. Just mention she only bought it yesterday and there it was, rotten. Glad the kitten is ok.

WilmaKnickersfit Wed 05-Jul-17 21:12:44

They probably won't ask for a reason, but I'd tell them what happened to brighten up the day. The staff will have a good giggle! grin

merlotgran Wed 05-Jul-17 21:28:28

Was there not a funny smell as well? grin

harrigran Wed 05-Jul-17 21:35:20

Cancel appointment and say DC confessed to having spilt jar of paint water on kitchen floor grin

kittylester Wed 05-Jul-17 21:36:36

Apparently there was when she opened the cupboard. I'm still giggling about it!

cornergran Wed 05-Jul-17 21:44:28

grin kitty. I'd tell them, I'm sure the staff will laugh.

merlotgran Wed 05-Jul-17 22:08:07

Our vet would love it. grin

Cherrytree59 Wed 05-Jul-17 22:24:44

Take some of the butternut squash gunk in and ask for it to be analysed .

Then own up! grin

MawBroon Wed 05-Jul-17 22:54:48

Take it back to Waitrose and claim a refund?

merlotgran Wed 05-Jul-17 22:59:46

What! The kitten? grin

POGS Thu 06-Jul-17 08:37:06

grin

Imperfect27 Thu 06-Jul-17 08:44:08

Butternut squash sounded posh enough to me. I would own up - it is funny and there won't be a cancellation fee ... just a lot of smiles. Didn't even cross my mind to be judgemental about housekeeping skills - could so easily have been me LOL

Kim19 Thu 06-Jul-17 10:01:30

Does one have to give a reason for cancelling an appointment? Mind you I'm gratified by the reasoning! Reminds me I'm not alone!

wildswan16 Thu 06-Jul-17 10:02:30

Definitely tell them the truth - we all need a giggle or two at work and it will make their day. They will have heard much sillier stories about pets before.

IngeJones Thu 06-Jul-17 10:02:46

I'd just tell the truth - would brighten the receptionist's day with a chuckle.

Musicelf Thu 06-Jul-17 10:03:09

Ha ha!! I would definitely own up to the vet; I agree, I'm sure they'll have a good laugh. As for housekeeping skills, that reminds me - I must check my fridge........

Lewlew Thu 06-Jul-17 10:09:34

I find that funny, too. We used to grow them in our US garden and one got so big that it wasn't practical to eat, so my mother used it for the kitchen back door stop. It never rotted, must have 'petrified' inside or something! grin

moxeyns Thu 06-Jul-17 10:29:10

Blimey, how long was the butternut squash THERE for? They last for months and months, lol

barbaralynne Thu 06-Jul-17 10:30:38

Oh yes definitely own up - the staff will love that and it will get repeated around the practice! Don't say it was avocado though as I have a feeling that that is poisonous to some animals - dogs shouldn't have it.

maddy629 Thu 06-Jul-17 10:31:11

Tell them the truth, I'm sure they will find it amusing.I'm sure they will have heard other things like that.

lexigran Thu 06-Jul-17 10:46:33

I agree, own up . Made me smile and I'm sure the vets would find it amusingsmile

quizqueen Thu 06-Jul-17 10:52:21

Reminds me of the time years ago that I called in the Gas Board because I thought I could smell gas in the kitchen. They came very promptly and spent ages trying to find a leak with no avail. After they'd left I realised it was the cat litter that smelt!!!!

nipsmum Thu 06-Jul-17 11:01:29

By all means cancel the appointment but tell the Vets the reason. It will make their day

FlorenceFlower Thu 06-Jul-17 11:02:03

Hi, yes - tell them and cancel apt asap. They'll love the story. ?