Gransnet Xmas Panto.

Oh no they're not!

It's only September...

Cinder Fella

I need 6 months to recover from the Paralympics.

Oh God!

When I was teaching we had a ban on mentioning the festive season for anything at all (including the Christmas Production) until after half term (last week in October). So I am programmed to completely ignore this thread until then. Sorry!

I'm with you Wobblybits as you were up for the Olympics and Paras.

Could I be a fairly mature Fairy Godmother ? I have a sparkly type wand given to me by one of my students when I was teaching. My two GSs are very taken with it.

Come on Charleygirl I am sure you would look good in a short frilly skirt selling programmes if you don't feel up to treading the boards.

Trisha, please note, I did not mention the "C" word, OK, it's a technicality, but we are only at the planning stage, rehearsals will not commence before the end of November.

Good luck with keeping the thread going for that long!

I'll let it sleep and bump it up in November. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Red riding hoodies?

Ch*****as by any other name Wobblybits

Babes in the 'Hood.

I am up for stage direction if anyone needs me...as long as I get plenty of naps during rehearsals!

One must talk to one's agent first- not sure if I wanted at the RSC this season.

NanKate me appearing wearing anything would not sell any programmes. I am of more use working back stage. My forte is writing amusing ditties.

Gransel and Gretel?

TeeTime, I'm sure Rotherham Sailing Club (UK) will understand.

Ok then where do want me - lights, action - where is my trailer and my make up artists? I take it I am to play the leading lady

Whatever panto we decide on, can I please be the back end of a cow?

The part was written for me.

Gillybob, be careful what you wish for, don't forget milking time

Be very careful who you choose for the front end as flatulence maybe an issue.

Oh I must get to choose my own front end Charleygirl.

I saw some special pants advertised in a Woman's magazine recently. Apparently the knickers have a special charcoal gusset built in "to filter out those embarrassing accidents". I kid you not.

It would be far more dangerous for you than me Wobblybits