I am a Seenager (Senior Teenager)

I don't need an alarm clock
I don't have to wonder if the fit bloke at the bar will notice me.
Nobody is going to shout "Your not leaving the house dressed like that ! "

There's no voice from above saying 'what time do you call this?' when I'm late back.

No checks to see if I've eaten my greens!

I don't have to worry about my bad tempered boss noticing I've been to the toilet (honest, it happened first job)

I'm not expected to run for the bus in high heels

It's not so bad being older

I don't worry about wearing the latest fashion, although I always try to look nice.
I can sit for ages reading and not feel guilty.
No alarm call
I don't go to work for money but as a volunteer
I can be silly and fun with my granddaughters
I say good morning to everyone when walking along the beach.

Up until the time she died at 101 my mother told everyone who would listen (and those who wouldn't!) that she was not an old age pensioner but 'a re-cycled teenager'. Looking at your lists above it seems she was right !

The remote control is all mine
I can watch anything I want on TV - even sport.
Anything I study is optional

Cheese sandwiches in middle of night ?

i can now have more time to knit, wow my life is not as exciting as any of yours

It doesn't matter what time I get up. Sometimes its 9 am, sometimes its 11 am, after listening, half asleep, to Woman's Hour.

As a recycled teenager, I DO hope that the fit bloke at the bar notices me. (But as a no-longer averagely attractive teenager, I don't expect him to - unless of cours he is around my age - - - aaah - - - sigh - - - dream - - - )

I can have my music up as loud as I want.
I don't have to wear uncomfortable shoes .
No need to spend hours getting ready or putting on make up.
Hold my belly in wearing a bikini.
Worry my self sick nobody fancies me or likes me.
Get a hangover and not have to get up in the morning for work

all the above and more, although I still work, I can come home to eat when I like, what I like, do housework or not, go where I like and climb trees with DGD. yessss I do like being older

I go out with GSs jumping puddles 'til we're soaked and muddy; then ring home for my daughter to run a hot bath and greet us all with hot chocolate at the door.