Having run out of nice smelly bath gel etc, i thought, oh well, a squirt of hand scrub would do. Not a good idea, it arrived in the bathwater like a shoal of little pink worms
Still not one to waste a barhfull of hot water, i ventured in. Probably now have well scrubbed parts that other bath gels don't reach.
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