Just read the most ridiculous interview (I'm killing time clearly while I wait to go meet my grandson) with a 'celebrity'. He was asked if he'd ever had a near-death experience. And he said a penguin had once come close to him (on a beach in South Africa) and fixed him with a beady eye!
Well, if a calf-height bird with an inquisitive nature scared him silly, then really he's going to be living off rescue remedy for the rest of his life... Anyone had a real scary experience with an animal? I once had a scorpion in my shoe. But that's about it.
NEW - "New Limerick Thread II 2016" (following New Limerick Thread
I'd love to have a cat.......but there is a problem
Anyone yet watched the ITV Reform “expose”


