beady-eyed penguin

I feel sure there's a pun in there somewhere hilda!
My sister once woke up with a snuffling sound next to her. She turned on her bedside light only to discover a large rat sitting on the bedside table right next to her head! I imagine both got the fright of their lives.
I know rats aren't particularly life-threatening...but even so...

Not let, pet

A donkey lived in the field beside my school. We used to go and let it, and feed it handfuls of grass. It must have been particularly peckish one day, it took a bite out of my school Cardigan, and I was wearing it at the time.

Thank you all. Yes, I did make him after the John Lewis advert with the penguins last Christmas. I took him to the Church Christmas Fair, and he did sell, when I said he was Monty's long lost cousin.

Auntieflo, I want one!

Did you make this little fella yourself Auntieflo - he's cute!

Oh, that is terrifying! I take it all back. No wonder he was so frightened!

Perhaps it was this one?