The most embarrasing moment of my life.......

Well, come on then - what happened?

Yes, we can't possibly reassure you (or otherwise!) without knowing the details...

Knickers fell down? Teeth fell out? Farted in front of the boss? Came on to a gay colleague? Dropped an ice cream down your cleavage? Sneezed over someone's ice cream? Got caught picking your nose? Used the wrong knife?

Oh - come one! - or we will find worse things to dream up!

Wow....what a tease!

got totally plastered and danced on the table ....wore white jeans and did a bottom cough and followed thru.....feel your pain have done both

Just laugh with them, hopefully they'll have all been reasonably inebriated and won't remember anyway!

Loo roll stuck in back of skirt? Skirt caught in knickers? Wig fell off? Fall over and expose your underwear?

My bikini fell off when I was a teenager, at a pool surrounded by frenchmen. It doesn't come much more embarrassing than that, and I had another two weeks of holiday to go! I just pretended it never happened, and moved on. Hopefully someone else will do something even worse, and whatever you did will become old hat.

Just remember, some people will pay money to have publicity of any kind! and if you remain a good sport about it and laugh it off, it will be forgotten far more quickly.

I was wearing a dress with a low-ish neckline so used gel inserts (aka chicken fillets) to enhance my meagre cleavage.

On the dance floor, one dropped out of my dress and skidded towards my husband. I picked it up quickly but d aren't put it back so handed it to him to put in his pocket (?)

Then the other one fell out. I bent to pick it up, but lost my balance and landed on my bottom. A drunk man behind me thought I was doing that "ooops upside your head " dance where ever one sits on the floor behind each other so he joined me.
I got upand ran off and got hubby to take me home.

I haven't made this up but it is that ridiculous that it sounds like I did. I am dying from shame.

It doesn't sound so bad, silly, as someone else said the others would have all been drinking and would have never thought another thing about it. I would be careful of chicken fillets though in future.

Or only go for the very sedate type of dance...

I will NEVER wear them again!

And I'm never going to dance again (embarrassed feet have got no rhythm)

Don't be a sillyoldbird! You'll get over it - far worse things have happened me other people

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I take myself far too seriously I think. And I'm neurotic at the best of times.

It would make me feel better if everyone told me theirs. [Wink]

Crikey, nowhere near as cringe-making as I'd thought, 'spect hardly anyone noticed anyway! And your drunk man certainly won't remember either!

Don't mention it and laugh if anyone else does

Oh dear. I agree that that was probably funny to some peole who were watching, but not so funny at all in front of a large group of work colleagues.

The only consolation I can think of is that we all have very awkward times, from time to time.

Really? ????????

I suspect you're just being kind - thank you.

I cant remember mine, but my husband had a post it note stuck to his back by a kid, and walked around in a public place with it on, for a number of hours without knowing about it. He was not amused!

You're not doing research for a book or something, are you?

(not you, stb)

No! Absolutely not.

I am just so embarrassed and need sympathetic ears. Oh god what am I going to do next week?

In fact, so desperate was I for reassurance, I re-registered as i couldn't remember my Gransnet login.

I only come on here from time to time and usually when I'm upset about something. There's always good advice, lovely people and a bit og humour. Just what I needed

Have you a sympathetic colleague that doesnt stray far from your side for a couple of days?

The people who were there don't work in my office so I don't have to see them much. I'very known them a long time though and they can be quite bitchy and gossip a lot. They are men, by the way. Makes it worse as their wives were there and I don't know them.

I am agonising about who saw what and keep trying to convince myself no one saw anything. I ran off so quick that I'm not sure what the reaction was