I have sinusitis at the moment, and found myself singing
Sinus is Golden, and
Sinusitis You've been Gone.
Then I remembered Frankie Laine's Ibuleve. 
and how a few months ago I was only
'Twenty-four Hours from Ulcers'.
And more recently it's been a case of
'Oh, Ce-coeliac'.
So, what's your song? Stayin' Alive (just)?
To Complain or Not To Complain?


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