Why on earth I have just moisturised my elbows?
At present they are highly unlikely to be on show, and Mr P is not exactly known for having an elbow fetish.
Actually, not sure why I bother with anything much!
New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)
Doctors and how they come across
keep away from all pubs this coming wednesday
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