Which Downton Abbey character are you?

I'm Mrs Hughes...me to a tee!

oh dear im...
Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham

Well, that's just dandy, I'm Carson. And unlike you, grumppa, the gender is most definitely not right. How did that happen - me being so modern and vivacious and all?

Though looking at the set of that manly jaw, I do admit I detect a slight resemblance....

As far as I know I am still the only one in the kitchen, this may be cause for concern

Yes - the rest of us will starve!!!

You may well do, with all of those Dowagers to cook for

The qualifications to be head cook at Downton Abbey are: To like the colour purple, to watch The Talented Mr. Ripley, to listen to The Banana Boat Song, To know, what I am now, is who I was meant to be, to like Grumpy Cats, to want Amazon Gift Certificates, and to Drink Brandy. what ever happened to catering experience

Don"T forget also lady Mary likes a bit of scoff from time to time !!
demurely

newist - you're the cook... I'm sure you could persuade Mrs Hughes to give you a hand, but we dowagers are wilting like lilies up here...[fanning emoticon]

I shall see if Tom Branson will get stuck in and give a hand.

Don't let's be hasty. As my alter ego Carson once made perfectly clear, there is no room for young hobbledehoys amongst the Downton Abbey staff. If I knew what they were, I'm sure I'd agree with him. [add stiffupperlip emoticon]

newist. I'm (Tom) shocked! What can you possibly have in mind.

Maggiemaybe - that's all well and good, but what about us Upstairs lot? We wouldn't mind a few hobbledehoys as long as they could cook us lunch....[starving emoticon]

Everyone upstairs seems to be having fainting fits due to hunger and as I seem to be the only one on all of GN which has the qualifications to be head cook, I just thought Tom, being a "very nice man" would get stuck in, in an emergency

Where's the nearest takeaway?? I don't mind driving there.

That is Tom's job

Surprisingly I am Violet, Dowager Duchess of Grantham. I always fancied myself as Maggie Smith!

Its Anna here, M'Lady, with a message from Lady Mary. Could you please invite everyone down to the lodge for lunch as they are starving and the kitchen staff are revolting. I need to hurry home to the cottage to perform wifely duties for Master Bates

As one of the many Dowager Duchesses here, can I just say, we Edwardian ladies never wilt. and certainly don't have fainting fits as some on this thread have suggested. I shall have a word with Carson, who will speak to Mrs Hughes, who will then speak to Mrs Patsmore, and ensure that she and Daisy organise luncheon with not further delay. Revolting servants, sniff, Carson must be losing his touch.

Well, I'm run off my feet trying to get all these ladies dressed but I'm happy to nip to the take away with Tom! [coyemoticon]

No no Kitty, if you go with Tom, there will be no 'nipping'. Even we stoical Dowager's may begin to acknowledge pangs of hunger as you will be away so long.

There is no Daisy!! only me!!

Cripes Granny23 Would not go far as to say they revolting , in fact they seem quite a nice bunch to me. best be careful as they could be ear-wigging , and don"t forget they are in charge of what we eat .
L O L .

I know, as I am still the only member of staff to be actually working in the kitchen, does revolting apply to me