BEWARE! Possible Talk talk scam.

Oh, blimey, I've never heard of that Come to think of it, I may have been a tad tardy in filing one of my scutage returns. I'll get my case packed and wait for the arrival of the hired goons.

Yes, it is. Maggiemaybe could be facing a spell in the Tower for non-cooperation.

I thought the Department of Windows was a branch of the Treasury set up to revive long abandoned taxes: soccage, scutage, windows tax etc.

I told the last one "your very clever to detect a problem from that far away" she obviously thought "the old biddy is hooked" and went into her spiel. At which point I said "but dear I don't have computer" (lie) she hung up

These are all scams - I managed to waste a good 15 minutes of one by pretending to be deaf and a bit slow - then asking them to wait while I answered the door.

We've had them regularly. The last one said she was from the Department of Windows, which made me chuckle.

We seem to get these fairly regularly - we just put the phone down.

I had a call from them this am , I told them I didn't have a computer ............. well I use a laptop , a little white lie then