DD and I recently went to an exhibition of Beachwear since 1850 at the Museum of Fashion in Bermondsey. When we got to the latest in swimwear for 2015 there was a pair of men's swimming trunks that promised to enhance the manhood of the wearer by 2 inches.
DD and I and the only other visitor at the time, another woman, got mildly hysterical over this, with much exchange of ribald comment, another visitor, a man, came up to the display, looked at us, the item we were looking at and moved on quickly!
My daughter is lying about me and editing me out of her life.

