Burnt out, indeed!
Dinna fash yore spanker and wallop ma bannocks
Be there nae more dollops o' yore glorious crannocks?
Ma skirtles a tremble wi' great 'ticipation
On this nicht of young Rabbie's' great celebration..
Och, aye now, 'nuff of all this rubbish, I'm off for a dram and a slice of pizza!
Rejoice! Chancellor Healey Will Give Us Cheap Marmalade & Gherkins.
Would you rather stay your current age or swap the digits around?
What foods that you aren't allergic to don't seem to agree with your body?
