"Thank you for your patience" always makes me ask "How do you know I'm patient?" I could be sitting here seething 
Like "sorry for any inconvenience" Any? It is very inconvenient/I'm not inconvenienced at all..........
Not forgetting "your call is important to us..............................."
Energy drinks to be banned to under 16’s. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
