A lot more adverts recently.

As soon as I looked at your boiler thread, Galen, I got one for the Boiler Scrappage scheme!

Immediately I started my boiler thread I got one for plumbers!

Just looked at the supermarket thread. Guess what? Sainsburys ad.

I've got one for coconut icecream. I HATE coconut!

They must have given up on me!

Ana! I've got your airline!

Must be someone's reference number. They must have a ginormous database.

To block the personalised ads on Firefox, you can tick a box in Tools/Options/Privacy. It says "Tell websites I do not want to be tracked" and can be ticked or unticked.

Internet Explorer probably has something similar.

Trout may of course be caught by using twisted knickers as a landing net.

Don't bother Googling guddle. It means messing about untidily. The kitchen can be described as in a guddle when you have cooked for a large number of people without time (in between chopping and stirring and moving food from a burnt pan into a clean one) to clear up and wash preparation dishes and so on.

Or you can guddle for trout, which (in English) is tickling trout.

I believe it means - getting your knickers in a twist... Back to the ironing board...

I think those who are not blessed with Jingles string of numbers may have ticked somewhere that they do not want to be tracked like this. I'll have a look to see where you tick (for those who would rather not get their adverts specially tailored)

Watch this space.

guddle was your word! Not mine!!!

And here am I googling the word "guddle"...and now, I really am leaving this time-wasting forum alone.

You said "good grieg". And I thought of Greggs the Bakers.

Never mind. Go and have a sit down.

I'm waiting...

Okay, Jings enlighten me. And then I'll log off...

Tit...ers. I'm off to tackle the ironing. If it wasn't for my GN addiction, it would have been done HOURS ago!

actually you spelt it wrong

Perhaps it's a recipe for making your own hooch!

I thought guddle was a Scottish word for a moment. But it ties in with your own personal advert for the bakers doesn't it soop.

I can't imagine why they think I'd want buy a Barratt Home in London for a deposit of just £11,000!

Grief! [all of a guddle]