£34.7 Million For A Tyrannosaurus Rex Skeleton...

Ooh he is spikey, Witzend. And he’s got a tail. I didn’t know tortoises had such long tails. My childhood pet just had a stubby little one. 🐢

Alas, wouldn’t have room for it, even if it was only a tenner.

I have a prehistoric tortoise, though - he’s called Spike O’Saurus. Here he is, on our poor parched grass.

It’s going in my playroom, the GC are dinosaur crazy 🦖🦖🦖

Fallingstar outbid me at the last minute. I had just the place for it in my flat. Oh, bother!

It’s me. I’ve bought it for the hall, to hang coats and hats on. 🦖

Darn! I’ve been rumbled. I thought it would look good in the front room next to the occasional table. A good talking point.

Too big for my garden!

Haha Not I!