Found on Facebook ....... enjoy!?

Love it. 😂😂😂
We had a vicar who frequently used “without further adieu”. It always greated!

Lovely!
Reminds me of my old mum who was adept at malapropisms. From bisexual hairdressers - unisex, to consulate rooms in the hospital - consulting rooms.
We would fall around laughing, but the very best was when she accused my dad who was showing off of ‘blowing his own strumpet’.
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Nannan2

No, not for me- its just a nonsence made up of jumbled up sayings😐

I can’t agree that it’s ‘nonsense’ - it’s surely a collection of common malapropisms, very cleverly set to verse.

Love it. 😊

I prefer real poetry.

No, not for me- its just a nonsence made up of jumbled up sayings😐

Missed any previous posting of this. It's wonderful! I must share with my literary family.....

GrammarGrandma

The proof is in the pudding - aaaargh!

That one really annoys me and it is spreading!

I love Brio Bilstons verse. He always raises a smile.

What is this all about?

Brian Bilston is a great poet and if you have not tried any of his books, do, they are clever and funny and make you think !

The proof is in the pudding - aaaargh!

Didn't see it first time so thanks or sharing Katek .

Katek

Never saw it posted previously - am sure Elegran won't mind.

www.gransnet.com/forums/pedants_corner/1340235-Not-a-whinge-just-a-Brian-Bilston-poem-that-caught-my-eye

Never saw it posted previously - am sure Elegran won't mind.

I hadn't seen it before so thanks for sharing KateK

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Yes I've seen it before but it so good I've enjoyed reading it again so thanks Katek.

Monday 9 September to be exact.

Didn’t Elegran post this a couple of weeks ago?

Fantastic. Love it.

My thoughts precisely!

That's very, very good and sums it up nicely.