This has been annoying me for ages! An area manager for a company that I worked for (for a mercifully short time) would email about meetings saying "I will send the invites soon"
NO! You will send invitations, invite is something you do, not something you send!
I nearly had a fit of the vapours a few months back when I heard Elizabeth Pargeter (of all people) on The Archers saying that Lily had been wonderful sending out all the "invites" 
Nigel would be turning in his grave!
Oh dear! Hetty 58. Do you feel better now?
Yes, I too am a pedant to the point of stirring up trouble.
Now then ..... in we go to a shop or a bank and what is the greeting - “Are you alright there”. I take that as a question and ....you’ve guessed it...... I answer accordingly “Yes, I’m fine thank you” and wait; it usually works. 
It doesn't annoy me but I dislike 'insightful' so beloved of my American friends, when there is a perfectly good English word, 'perceptive'.
As for 'How are you?' being answered with 'Good' - I think we have to clarify the querstion.
Do you mean 'Am I alive?' It should be obvious.
Do you mean, 'How is my health?' My health is good, thank you.
So when you ask, 'How are you?' just what do you mean by "how"?
It implies a state of existence in some way or degree, to which 'good' is just one possible, and quite correct, answer.
'How do you do?' always meant 'How is your health?'
My mother never failed to reply, 'How do I do what?'
Yes, yes, you are right. (annsixty & Esspee) Politely, it should be 'May I have ...' (But definitely NOT 'May I get ...') 
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