Amaloes for animals Fowlias and or flahlas for flowers. Many other examples too.
Also I picked up some 'pisspronunciations' from my time as a speech therapist that I've never been able to shake off. One example being squivels for squirrels. Very infectious speech!
Oh yes, since the visit of a friend's little daughter we now have 'auction puddings' with a roast dinner, and when our daughter was four we started to consume Grussel's snouts with our Christmas meal.
Do you ever get caught out using “baby talk ”? This is one of DGS Flynn’s favourites especially on his Babyccino. Earned me a raised eyebrow however this morning at the coffee stall at Bedford station until I explained!