Some minor gym jokes:
A man walks into a gym and asks the receptionist, “What machine should I use to impress women?.....
............She responded swiftly, pointing outside the door, saying, “The ATM machine, sir.
Why was the farmer get kicked out of the gym?
He was destroying his calves.....
Why did the fish stop lifting weights?
He pulled a mussel.
Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable?
He was a muscle sprout
"Exercise? Ah, I thought you said extra fries!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the gym? He didn't have the guts.
A peephole was found in the gym locker rooms.
The police are looking into it.
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Something for new Mum ........
Are You Finding the Hot Weather is Making you Short Tempered?


