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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 20:10:02

Eg - A local knicker factory has closed after fifty years service.
Simon Bloggs, the owner said "The bottom has just fallen out of ladies underwear".

Wyllow3 Wed 24-Jun-26 17:36:58

Some minor gym jokes:

A man walks into a gym and asks the receptionist, “What machine should I use to impress women?.....
............She responded swiftly, pointing outside the door, saying, “The ATM machine, sir.

Why was the farmer get kicked out of the gym?
He was destroying his calves.....

Why did the fish stop lifting weights?
He pulled a mussel.

Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable?
He was a muscle sprout

"Exercise? Ah, I thought you said extra fries!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the gym? He didn't have the guts.

A peephole was found in the gym locker rooms.
The police are looking into it.

Pittcity Wed 24-Jun-26 17:41:14

Toilet Factory Robbery latest....Police have nothing to go on!

Fallingstar Wed 24-Jun-26 17:48:41

Police stated that following the abduction of dogs from a local park they were following several leads.

TerriBull Wed 24-Jun-26 18:23:00

He was a political agiatator who loved his turntable it satisfied his desire for constant revolutions.

Pittcity Wed 24-Jun-26 18:45:59

Diarrhea outbreak in local hospital. Doctors are trying to get to the bottom of it.