New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I'm thinking of writing a book
I will do, by hook or by crook
Might make me famous
Then I’ll be the same as . . .
Jilly Cooper, with her tousled look

My hair has always been my bane

My hair has always been my bane
with frizz and curls no-one can tame

My hair has always been my bane
With frizz and curls no-one can tame
I long for straight locks

My hair has always been my bane
With frizz and curls no-one can tame
I long for straight locks
And old-fashioned frocks

My hair has always been my bane
With frizz and curls no-one can tame
I long for straight locks
And old-fashioned frocks
So elegant with a long mane

I think I'll buy a summer dress

I think I'll buy a summer dress
That’s cute , flowery, dont need a ‘press’

I think I’ll buy a summer dress,
That’s cute, flowery, don’t need a ‘press’
I’ll banish my pants

I think I'll buy a summer dress
That's cute, flowery, don't need a 'press'
I'll banish my pants
Be calm with no rants

I think I'll buy a summer dress
That's cute, flowery, don't need a press
I'll banish my pants
Be calm with no rants
And probably still look a mess!

I wish I could fly in the sky

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high
The world down below

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high
The world down below
With troubles I don't need to know

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high
The world down below
With troubles I don't need to know
So I'd just wave them all bye bye

I'd stop where I wanted to rest

I'd stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best.

I'd stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best.
No stresses, no pain

I'd stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best
No stresses no pain
Then fly up again

I’d stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best
No stresses no pain
Then fly up again
And all at my own sole behest.

The world has gone mad now I see

The world has gone mad now I see
Things change between breakfast and tea

The world has gone mad now I see
Things change between breakfast and tea
There’s a war looming

The world has gone mad now I see
Things change between breakfast and tea
There’s a war looming
But flowers still blooming

The world has gone mad now I see
Thing change between breakfast and tea
There's a war looming
But flowers are still blooming
I suppose what will be will be

I'm reading a book that is great

I'm reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late

I’m reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late
A tale of suspense

I'm reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late
A tale of suspence
But it didn't make sense

I'm reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late
A tale of suspense
But it didn't make sense
Until some weird mushrooms I ate.

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