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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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pably15 Sun 26-Apr-26 22:27:08

At the back of the fridge I found
A cake, twas as hard as the ground

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65KL Sun 26-Apr-26 22:18:08

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider
I just can't abstain
It pours down me like rain
Must get more, just a reminder

At the back of the fridge I found

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GoldenLady Sun 26-Apr-26 15:08:34

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider
I just can't abstain
It pours down me like rain

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MollyNew Sun 26-Apr-26 11:23:02

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider
I just can't abstain

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Magenta8 Sun 26-Apr-26 10:17:44

I'm getting wider and wider
Because I drink lots of cider

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hollysteers Sun 26-Apr-26 09:07:08

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet
A really top treat
But it’s not every day that I bake.

I’m getting wider and wider

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Wyllow3 Sun 26-Apr-26 08:29:23

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet
A really top treat

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Clawdy Sun 26-Apr-26 08:18:01

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet

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Wyllow3 Sun 26-Apr-26 01:01:52

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make

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MollyNew Sat 25-Apr-26 23:29:41

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too
Both have size ten shoe
And our girlfriends have both disappeared

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake

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65KL Sat 25-Apr-26 21:57:47

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too
Both have size ten shoe

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hollysteers Sat 25-Apr-26 17:15:28

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too

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Parsley3 Fri 24-Apr-26 20:05:26

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard

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Wyllow3 Fri 24-Apr-26 15:36:14

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"
I said "Fancy that."
And peeped through the crack...

Me and Jack thought this very weird

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Magenta8 Fri 24-Apr-26 14:53:41

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"
I said "Fancy that."

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GoldenLady Fri 24-Apr-26 14:40:43

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"

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Wyllow3 Thu 23-Apr-26 22:39:08

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack

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hollysteers Thu 23-Apr-26 19:55:09

I ran out of the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam
Creating a WHAM!
It all had no reason or rhyme.

Wild horses could not keep me back

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GoldenLady Thu 23-Apr-26 15:28:39

I ran out the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam
Creating a WHAM!

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65KL Thu 23-Apr-26 07:59:02

I ran out the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam

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pably15 Wed 22-Apr-26 21:27:21

I ran out the room just in time
before he committed a crime

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Wyllow3 Wed 22-Apr-26 21:11:17

I'll go with the first one it seems best

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?
I'd stop him, but how?
He could pounce on me in a blink

I ran out of the room just in time

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Magenta8 Wed 22-Apr-26 18:58:07

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
He's stripey and big

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Clawdy Wed 22-Apr-26 17:34:50

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?
I'd stop him, but how?

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Crocus5 Wed 22-Apr-26 15:44:30

He may be a tiger I think
And he’s jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?

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